egberts:

viarga:

just-laff:

egberts:

if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket

you are one of the great thinkers of our time

Then you’d look at a house and be like “oh damn I wanna live there” and millions of dollars would be in your pockets, crushing and killing you instantly

thats why you have to make sure you have huge pockets before you go house shopping duh

just a friendly reminder that you don’t have to justify your taste in music, movies, or books to anyone and if certain people make you feel bad or ashamed over stuff you like you should probably just tell them to fuck off 

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halfdeadands0alive:

froggyflan:

I will never understand people who think Tinkerbell is cute and girly and innocent like

Have you ever seen Peter Pan

She tries to MURDER WENDY

MURDER

also she’s a jealous monster

why is all her merchandise flowery and completely opposite to her personality

and in the original book she “swears like a sailor”

thewordsmithy:

bookworm276:

saltniron:

thegoblinkingsgirl:

erinchu:

astormonthehorizon:

No limits, anyone who reblogs this gets the tracklist messaged to them.

Thank you, you’re a lovely person!

YOU ARE THE BEST PERSON EVER FOR COMING UP WITH THIS IDEA AND DOING IT.

J

that-disney-blog:

there are 3 types of people in the world: those that call him Flynn, those that call him Eugene and those that have no clue what I’m talking about

benedictcumberbatchvevo:

iVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS SCREENSHOT FOR THE PAST 38748912374980123749 YEARS

hE LOOKS LIKE HE’S ABOUT TO SUMMON SATAN THROUGH DARK MAGIC OR SOMETHINGnNNGNG 

(Source: sharroku)

You can ask me anything and I’ll answer honestly, but only with yes and no.

(Source: obey-my-bad-ass-swag)

jonandtheon:

jonandtheon:

jonandtheon:

MY BOOK IS LOCKED IN A CLASSROOMN

RED ASLERT

I TOLD THIS REALLY NICE KID WHO NEVER CAUSES TROUBLE AND HEREACHED INTO HIS BACKPACK AND PULLED OUT A KEYCHAIN WITH KEYS TO THE CLASSROOM AND UNLOCKED IT FOR ME??

update i asked him why he had those keys and he said “its not important” im so lost